Kill: James Duehr [Mod Squad (AKA The Fighting Mongooses. Fuck Yeah!)] Winter 2014
- Killer
- Stanley Breitweiser
- Victim
- James Duehr [Mod Squad (AKA The Fighting Mongooses. Fuck Yeah!)]
- Time of Death
- March 2, 2014 5:03 AM
Kill Notes
(To the tune of Brave Sir Robin.) Oh Brave Sir Jim ran away. Bravely ran away away When danger reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled But Brave Sir Jim turned and died Zypes caught him, he was zombified. Pour one out for the homie now. He turned and died and took a bow. So go Blame Jim for his own damn death. Cordially yours, your good friend Seth. ------- Haha yeah. So here's how this happened: > be me, at 445am, in the ryerson eckhart complex > have no guns, no socks. > flight to NY to sleep in Seth's bed this afternoon for a grad school interview! > know death is imminent > seth abandons, as smart humans are want to do > make deal with zeds (Leonard zypes, sofiakjohnson, mllanos) > get five second head start > run from ryerson, stumble like twice, but make it all the way to Rosenwald with zeds hot on tail > can't get id card out fast enough > get plowed lovingly into Rosenwald front door > cry everytim > ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ > suffer enormous financial loss